The World (When it Didn’t Make Sense…)
Antina opened her front door and slapped the mailman. He slapped her back, then calmly handed her a package the size that a giraffe would be if it were a teaspoon. Antina licked her hand. “Have a good rest of your death!” Then she closed her door and climbed into the bathtub to open her present.
FRAGILE, hold this side UP, a sticker told her. So, the only reasonable thing to do was hold it upside-down and shake it violently.
“Ow!” the box cried. “What in the words?” Then it ate her.
The End (Of Antina’s Life)
Happy April Fools everyone! That was a little something I wrote on October 18, 2022. It was a nonsense prompt so I had to make nonsense. You get it, right?